My last name happens to be a rather popular brand name in Japan.
The Yunker product is a health tonic and has been around since the late 1960s — just like me.
Unfortunately, I have not yet figured out how to profit from the Yunker brand.
It turns out that my Japanese name — ユンケル — has already been registered as an internationalized domain name in Japan.
And you should end up at this site:
Yep, that’s the Seattle Mariners baseball star Ichiro, hawking Yunker.
I’ve got to find a way back to Japan.